Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more quality time with vodka. READ MORE
As the race for mayor of New York intensified, one prominent candidate landed the support of another popular Democrat, as a fake Indian made a public endorsement of a real Indian. READ MORE
Historians have uncovered a blue jeans ad featuring Adolf Hitler from 1942. “Hitler has good jeans,” declared the newly-unearthed advertisement, a clarion call for the violent establishment of a dominant Aryan race. READ MORE
According to CNN journalists on the ground, the white male has been identified as famed football player O.J. Simpson, who was fleeing arrest after a warrant was issued in connection with a double homicide. READ MORE