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Former prime minister (and now governor) of Canada, Mark Carney, said he disagreed with the change, but his inherent Canadian politeness prohibited him from putting up a fight. READ MORE
While lifejackets may be bought after the plane crashes into the water, the price will rise to $99.99, and purchase will be subject to availability. READ MORE
Trump said he expected conditions in the capital and throughout the country to be noticeably better once Congress was shipped out of town. READ MORE
Experts are warning Americans that if changes aren’t made soon, their own country could suffer the same fate. READ MORE